Solana · The windy meadow pollen run
$WTF67 the pollen run
Ferried across the meadow as WTF67
$WTF67 is a meme coin on Solana, delivered by a velvet bumblebee. Pick up pollen from one bloom, grip the stem when the gust comes and seed a different colour before the wind shakes your load away.
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The bee is flying a demo run. Move the pointer to take over.
Your bee Mabel wears cocoa stripes. Change bee
Hover a bloom to load its pollen, then hover a bloom of another colour to seed it. Gusts shake pollen loose unless you grip, and gripping tires you out.
About · Flight log
A meadow with opinions about the weather
WTF67 is a flight log kept by one very fuzzy bee. Every morning the wind arrives from a different side, every bloom wants a stranger's pollen, and $WTF67 is the meme coin that follows along. Nothing more, and nothing in a hurry.
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Leg 1
Dust on the velvet
A bumblebee is built from dusted velvet, and velvet holds pollen well. Hover over a bloom for half a second and the dust climbs aboard. It is gentle work, so no rush is needed.
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Leg 2
Strangers only
A bloom is only seeded by pollen from a different colour. Carry peach to lilac, lilac to sky. Bring a bloom its own dust and it politely says it has plenty.
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Leg 3
Gusts and grip
Wind announces itself first, then arrives. Gripping the stem halves the shove and spends your strength, so brace late and rest between gusts. A winded bee naps in the clover.
Personalise · The bee shed
Name your bee, pick its stripes
Every bee in the meadow is somebody's. Choose a name and a stripe colour; the bee in the flight above wears them, and your count of finished blooms stays in this browser.
Saved to this browser only. Nobody else sees your bee.
How to buy · Pick-up points
Four stops in the meadow
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Stop 1
Find a wallet
Install Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write the seed phrase on paper and keep it indoors, away from the wind, the bees and every photograph.
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Stop 2
Load up on SOL
Buy SOL somewhere you trust and send it to your new wallet. Leave a little spare for network fees, like a pocket of emergency nectar.
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Stop 3
Open pump.fun
Open the token on pump.fun, paste the contract address from the plate below, set a sensible slippage and swap SOL for $WTF67.
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Stop 4
Seed one bloom
Go back to the flight and seed one bloom with a stranger's pollen. It changes nothing on the chain, but the meadow appreciates the effort.
Contract · The plate on the gate
One address, copied with care
This is the only address this page vouches for. Copy it from here and compare the first and last characters before you swap anything.
F5NmjX73T8vnNpt7YZe1kuBSLXnFXb528geeE1b7pump
Tokenomics · Honey ledger
What went in the jar
The particulars of $WTF67, written on the side of the honey jar in the tidiest hand available.
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Tax
- 0% buy / 0% sell
- Mint authority
- Revoked
- Launch
- Fair launch on pump.fun, no presale
FAQ · Buzz from the hive
Questions asked over the hedge
Is $WTF67 a security?
No. $WTF67 is a meme coin about a velvet bee and a windy meadow. It carries no rights, no dividends and no claim on anything, including the honey, the flowers or the weather. It exists for fun.
Who is behind it?
A community of people who like their games gentle and their gusts well signposted. There is no secret team, no named founder and no partner firm. Whoever holds $WTF67 is, in the meadow's modest sense, simply another bee.
Why does the bee carry only one colour?
Because velvet holds one dust at a time, and because a mixed load makes a muddy bloom. The meadow rule is simple: take pollen from one flower, give it to a different one, and keep your wings tidy.
What if the price goes to zero?
Then it goes to zero, and you should be ready for that before you buy. Meme coins can lose most or all of their value. The bee will keep flying either way, but your money may not come back.
Is this financial advice?
No. Nothing on this page is financial advice, and no bee here is qualified to give it. Do your own research, never invest more than you can afford to lose, and treat $WTF67 as entertainment, like a windy afternoon.